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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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