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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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The haters always scream the loudest.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them
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A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, Why aren't you in your basketball uniform? I leave out way more than I put in.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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