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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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