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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Work
Always
Max
Things
Worrying
Consequences
Consequence
Worry
Whatever
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