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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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