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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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