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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
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A lot of people think that since I'm drunk in my stories, I must be drunk 24 hours a day. What kind of stupid logic is that? It'd be like if you saw Michael Jordan at a restaurant and were like, Why aren't you in your basketball uniform? I leave out way more than I put in.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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