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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Nights
Fun
Crazy
Night
Make
Men
Legends

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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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