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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Fun
Crazy
Night
Make
Men
Legends
Nights

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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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