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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Somewhere
South
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Retarded
Florida

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