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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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