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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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