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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.

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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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