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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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