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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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