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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Opinions are projections.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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