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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Failures
Failed
Save
Kill
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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Opinions are projections.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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