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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Opinions are projections.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
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