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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Tastes
Decisions
Taste
Decision
Perfect
Lull
Take
Lulls
Like
Potency
Choke

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