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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Esteem
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Sleep
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