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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Attention
Hate
Pisses
Two
Combined
Much
Paying
Love
Stupidity
Stop
Seeing
Beauty

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