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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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