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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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