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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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