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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Whatever
Write
Happens
Writing
Life
Authentic

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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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