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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Whatever
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Happens
Writing
Life
Authentic

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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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