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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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