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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Tolstoy
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my knowledge, stopped building on ambiguity and ignorance, and instead realized that I knew nothing, not even the things I thought I knew.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond? If you don't know that look, it means you haven't had enough fun in your life.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the road to heaven is paved with good actions.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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