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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Failure instructs, failure improves. Failure shouldn't deter you.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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