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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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