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I think 20th century media were about tricking people - and the beauty of the Internet is you can't lie anymore.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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Beauty
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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Opinions are projections.
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