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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Millions
Books
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People
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Opinions are projections.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.
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