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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Millions
Books
Hate
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People
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We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating.
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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