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I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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Fat girls aren’t real people.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
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