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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Canada
Thousands
Fans
Books
Book
Tons
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Hundreds

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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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I started writing because it was about making my friends laugh, and when you're talking to your friends, you can't bullshit.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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