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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Opinions are projections.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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Failure either ruins you, or turns you into the man you can become.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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