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Tucker Max
Age: 48
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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Opinions are projections.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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