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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee? Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation. Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee? [The man and his wife are silent and confused.] Tucker: HUNDREDS OF THEM!
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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