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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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Critics stopped being relevant when they stopped writing to inform and contextualize, and when they started writing to signal who they are, to display their identity by their stance on what they are writing about. Criticism should never be about the critic, but thats what it has become, and that’s why no one cares about them anymore.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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