Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
Tucker Max
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Facts
School
May
Think
Thinks
Thinking
Law
Life
Point
Fact
Everyone
More quotes by Tucker Max
Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
Tucker Max
One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
Tucker Max
My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
Tucker Max
I sold a million books because I have a lot of fans, not because people hate me.
Tucker Max
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
Tucker Max
I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
Tucker Max
I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
Tucker Max
I masterbate in the shower. My action figures judge me. Especially the Justice League.
Tucker Max
As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
Tucker Max
It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
Tucker Max
You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
Tucker Max
Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
Tucker Max
I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
Tucker Max
Listen to authority figures because of their position, but only believe them if they can explain why.
Tucker Max
To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
Tucker Max
And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
Tucker Max
No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
Tucker Max
I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
Tucker Max
The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
Tucker Max
My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
Tucker Max
