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The haters always scream the loudest.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
Author
Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Hater
Haters
Scream
Funny
Always
Loudest

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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
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Calling one thing 'literature' and another 'fiction' is a way to create status where there is none.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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No one has probably helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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Communication is not what we say, but what you hear (which is a lesson I wish our educational system understood)
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Random Girl after a hookup: Do you love me Tucker: I don't understand the question.
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The meaning of life is to create meaning for your life.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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