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Tucker Carlson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 16
Columnist
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San Francisco County
California
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
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Canada

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Who laughs less than feminists?
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The man who alters his way of thinking to suit others is a fool. Our quote of the day is, from of all people, the Marquis de Sade, the most infamous writer in all of French literature. And by the way, if you recognized that quote, you're sick.
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Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.
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I very much like Canada, the adults are talking stance.
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The economic base of that rural Oregon area used to be manufacturing and logging. And that went away and they feel nobody has been speaking to them and finally Donald Trump has spoken to them.
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You cannot compare me to somebody who makes apologies for Hitler. And I don't think Putin is comparable.
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Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.
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Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
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To call me a partisan hack is ludicrous. [...] I am the least partisan person I know.
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Wouldn't it be useful to explain the factors that actually allowed this to happen [Donald's Trump Presidency]. Like, for example, their frustration of the absolute shrinking of the middle class, the heroin epidemic, things like that. I don't see any of that.
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I'm for moral blackmail when it comes to putting away child molesters.
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Feminism's latest victory: the right to get your limbs blown off in war. Congratulations.
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Since 1978 for the bottom half of the wealth distribution male median wages have actually gone down. And I think that's a crucial reason. If you are a male worker, your median wage since 1979 has gone down.
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The two things I was positive about in life were that I was going to be a teacher at a boarding school or an operative with the CIA posted abroad. I could write a book about all the things I was sure about.
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I'm not for drunk driving - however, the states ought to decide. Different states have different penalties for drunk driving because they're states and they get to do that. If people of one state want to be lighter on drunk drivers, they're wrong. That's their business.
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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
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But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed for that. He wasn't, but the idea that the President of the United States would be getting behind someone who murdered dogs?
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Bush's America. I wish we had more time. I didn't even vote for him the second time, and I feel like I got to defend him.
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So you [Nicholas Kristof] have got this new column out, 12 steps for people who say are traumatized by the [ Donald Trump] election.
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If things do get better in Iraq, I'm saying as someone who thinks the war was a mistake. I'm saying that is cause for us all to have a huge party. It's a big deal if things get better. Because if they don't get better, our country is going to be hurt for generations.
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