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Tucker Carlson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 16
Columnist
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San Francisco County
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Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
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I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.
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Unless you know a lot more about something than I do, I am not really that interested. I have too much information already.
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I don't notice any sympathy for them in [ Nicholas Kristof] column. If you're writing a column saying the people for Trump are Nazis and Klansman and North Korean dictators.
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I will say, the one thing Mexico does well is punish prisoners. They do. They're good at that.
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Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.
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I'm just not sure I trust the federal government not to trample on civil liberties.
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I'm a small government conservative.
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Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.
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Canada, by others in the global family, is, for some reason, taken seriously. They have about 30 million people. They have some natural resources.
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The war on Christmas. This is the most ridiculous right wing talking point I have ever lived through.The idea is that liberals want to get rid of Christmas.
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A lot of people now make a living off of YouTube. It's the world's most popular video site by far, it's a subsidiary by Google. Increasingly, Google seems to be letting politics dictate who is allowed to make money from the platform.
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That great philosopher anonymous once said, never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power behind the religion, as sort of watered down as it can be.
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I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.
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England, Australia, Israel, a few staunch, important allies internationally. But we have lost a lot of international support.
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Television and the way we watch is going to change dramatically in the next year.
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I think I always stand up for what I believe in.
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