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Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That is Canada.
Tucker Carlson
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Tucker Carlson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 16
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