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Canada thinks we're married we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire.
Tucker Carlson
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Tucker Carlson
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: May 16
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San Francisco County
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Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson
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