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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.

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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
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