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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
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My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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To me, every episode is like a song, and every season is like an album. There's that part of the day when you first get the idea and you say, This could be really funny. And you sit down and you write it. There's just something that happens there that doesn't happen when you really give it a lot of time beforehand.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
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I find Mormons adorable.
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
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