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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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When you're superhot, you don't have the time to enjoy being superhot, because you're working your ass off. By the time we will actually have time to really go out and screw around, we won't be hot anymore.
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Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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