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All the religions are super funny to me.
Trey Parker
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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