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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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Randolph Severn Parker
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The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
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I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
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My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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I find Mormons adorable.
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
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