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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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