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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
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The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
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I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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