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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.

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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist.' I played the dentist, and I had my friend play a patient. It was sort of what can go wrong at the dentist, and I just remember I had lots of fake blood and everything.
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
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All the religions are super funny to me.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.
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In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
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My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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I find Mormons adorable.
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