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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids.
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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I find Mormons adorable.
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I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.
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My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else.
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