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Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.
Trey Parker
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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
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If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'
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You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
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There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
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Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
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I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
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In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.
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I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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