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You don't need missionaries in Colorado you got Colorado.

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Trey Parker
Age: 55
Born: 1969
Born: October 19
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So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it.
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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.'
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Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.
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Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?
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It's all based on saying the shocking thing. We used to have a great time going to Hollywood parties and saying 'I think George Bush is doing a great job.' We'd clear out the room. I used to love it.
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The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything.
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Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market.
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I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that.
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Basically ... out of all the ridiculous religion stories which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous—the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah ... there's this big giant universe and it's expanding, it's all gonna collapse on itself and we're all just here just 'cause ... just 'cause'. That, to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.
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Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
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When someone goes, 'Oh, this group is really pissed off at what you said,' there's not a piece of my body that goes, 'Sweet!' That means I did it wrong. I'm just trying to make people laugh.
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I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
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You know, and it really doesn't have a lot to do with the movie. That's the trick to doing a good musical is that, if you take that music number out, there's less to the movie there. You would miss it.
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I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.
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Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.
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My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
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My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
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I find Mormons adorable.
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Something is cool until everyone thinks it's cool.
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